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Offline Gertie

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #225 on: October 30, 2008, 09:59:21 AM »
Only one more day till Halloween
Scary monsters coming out to be seen
Kids playing trick or treat
Their costumes, aren't they neat??
Slam shut the door and continue flicking my bean

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #226 on: October 30, 2008, 10:23:47 AM »
*Tries to listen to Gerts flick her bean*
I can't hear anything, man that's just mean!
These walls are too thick
Unlike my ol' dick
But the size of my balls is obscene!

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #227 on: October 30, 2008, 10:32:52 AM »
Mojo is being his usual self
Taking his perviness back off the shelf
Trying to hear me flick my bean
Now that's what I call obscene
As being a flicka keeps me in good health

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #228 on: October 30, 2008, 10:37:14 AM »
Be careful you don't overwork
Your bits when you do your 'girl-jerk'
As natural lubrication
Causes quite the temptation
I hear the local cats are starting to lurk

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #229 on: October 30, 2008, 10:43:24 AM »
Mister Mojo, don't be mean
Cats cannot hear me flicking my bean
For I am not that loud
But I can say rather proud
That thinking of you makes me extra keen

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #230 on: October 30, 2008, 10:46:10 AM »
You are thinking of dear Mojopin?
Is it because I once wore a napkin?
Sadly it was just all show
I have a small one, you know
Women have to ask if I've put it in!

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #231 on: October 30, 2008, 11:42:38 AM »
We all know it's not the size that matters,
But the amount the ladies will flatter
Your teenie weenie
Or Mojo Mini
Will leave the ladies satisfied and in shatters

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #232 on: October 30, 2008, 11:48:00 AM »
In the bedroom I prefer it gymnastic
And as a lover, I'm considered fantastic
Though once I did cry
Getting hit in the eye
By some waywardly pinged knicker-elastic

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #233 on: January 04, 2009, 06:50:20 PM »
The new year is already a few days old
And man, so far it has been bloody cold
With freezing temps and lots of ice
Look at the kids skating, isn't that nice?
Their smiles are worth more than pure solid gold

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #234 on: January 26, 2009, 10:11:48 AM »
In less than two weeks it's my birthday
You would assume I am going like: YAY
Another year older
A little more bolder
But the presents and cake make me gay


(gay as in happy, of course)

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #235 on: January 29, 2009, 10:51:09 AM »
This place is starting to look more even dead
What the hell is wrong, goes on in my head
Where are the posts?
They now seem like ghosts
That haunt you when you're safe in your bed

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #236 on: June 18, 2010, 01:42:27 PM »
I had to write a limerick for one of my assignments, and clever as I am, I just picked a bunch from here. only my own tho and only the non-pervy ones...

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Re: Mojos Limerick-Land
« Reply #237 on: March 26, 2011, 01:33:25 PM »
A return to this thread for dear me
Its been quite a while you see
But this place needs a clean
Its gone quiet - not obscene
And I can smell a faint whiff of stale wee!